The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party.
一個出了名的吝嗇鬼終于決定要請一次客了.

Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment,he said,"Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow.
他在向一個朋友解釋怎么找到他家時說：“你上到五樓,找中間那個門,然后用你的胳膊肘按門鈴.

When the door open,push with your foot."
門開了之后,再用你的腳把門推開.”

"Why use my elbow and foot?"
“為什么要用我的肘和腳呢?”

"Well,gosh," was the reply,"You're not coming empty-hangded,are you?
“你的雙手得拿禮物啊.天哪,你總不會空著手來吧?”吝嗇鬼回答.