英語(yǔ)笑話：今晚從牛津滾出去

a crowd of student was gathered on the campus of oxford university. “you can have no doubt,” shouted a young man excitedly,“that if the dean does not take back what he said t...

英語(yǔ)笑話：研究生班和本科生的區(qū)別

"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles.&ldq...

英語(yǔ)笑話：健壯而且也會(huì)拳擊的人怎么辦

Boxing and Running Dan is teaching his son how to box.丹在教他的兒子怎樣拳擊。 As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to fight."...

英語(yǔ)笑話：你的雙手得拿禮物啊

The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party.一個(gè)出了名的吝嗇鬼終于決定要請(qǐng)一次客了. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment,he said,"Come up to 5M and ring the ...