? ? ??

No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. （Henry Louis Mencken）
結(jié)婚的男人是不會(huì)真正幸福的，如果他結(jié)婚后喝的威士忌不得不比單身時(shí)常喝的威士忌差的話(huà)。?

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. （Oscar Wilde）
男人結(jié)婚，因?yàn)樗麄円呀?jīng)疲倦了；女人結(jié)婚，因?yàn)樗齻兏械胶闷媪?，結(jié)果兩人都大失所望。?

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. （Albert Einstein）
女人嫁給男人，希望他們會(huì)所有改變。男人娶個(gè)女人，希望她們會(huì)永遠(yuǎn)不變。所以雙方必然會(huì)失望的。

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.（Patrick Murray）
我在兩個(gè)老婆身上的運(yùn)氣都很差。前面的那個(gè)扔下了我?，F(xiàn)在的這個(gè)我扔不掉。?

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.（Milton Berle）
一個(gè)好妻子總會(huì)在她錯(cuò)了的時(shí)候原諒她的丈夫。?

love is ever matter of comedies, and how and then of tragedies
愛(ài)情常是喜劇，偶爾是悲劇。

love is like a butterfly it goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes
愛(ài)情就像一只蝴蝶，它喜歡飛到哪里，就把歡樂(lè)帶到哪里。

love is not only a sentiment but also an art
愛(ài)情不僅僅是感情，它也是藝術(shù)。

love is the greatest refreshment in life
愛(ài)情是生活最好的提神劑。

love never dies
愛(ài)情永不死。