Monica: Oh my God!
Paul: I know, I know, I'm such an idiot. I guess Ishould have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. Imean, how clean can teeth get?
Monica: My brother's going through that right now,he's such a mess. How did you get through it?
Paul: Well, you might try accidentally breakingsomething valuable of hers, say her-
Monica: -leg?
Paul: (laughing) That's one way! Me, I- I went forthe watch.
Monica: You actually broke her watch?? Wow!? The worst thing I ever did was, I-I shredded byboyfriend's favorite bath towel.
Paul: Ooh, steer clear of you.
Monica: That's right.
Paul: Ever since she walked out on me, I, uh...
Monica: What?..... What, you wanna spell it out withnoodles?
Paul: No, it's, it's more of a fifth date kindarevelation.
Monica: Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth date?
Paul: Isn't there?
Monica: Yeah... yeah, I think there is. -What wereyou gonna say?
Paul: Well, ever-ev-... ever since she left me, um,I haven't been able to, uh, perform. (Monica takes a sip of her drink.) ...Sexually.
Monica: (spitting out her drink in shock) Oh God, ohGod, I am sorry... I am so sorry...
Paul: It's okay...
Monica: I know being spit on is probably not whatyou need right now. Um... how long?
Paul: Two years.
Monica: Wow! I'm-I'm-I'm glad you smashed her watch!
Paul: So you still think you, um... might want thatfifth date?
Monica: (pause)...Yeah. Yeah, I do.

【口語講解】
1. how clean can teeth get? 牙齒能整多干凈啊？
2. My brother's going through that right now. 我哥現(xiàn)在就在經(jīng)歷同樣的事情。
3. say her- 比方說她的……
?? say加在句首表示舉例。
4. That's one way! 這個不賴
5. steer clear of you. 要離你遠點了。
?? steer clear 【習(xí)語】 避開，躲避
6. Ever since she walked out on me... 自從她離開我之后……
?? walk out on sb. 離開某人，與某人分手
7. it's more of a fifth date kinda revelation. 這話應(yīng)該在第五次約會的時候才說的。
?? revelation 表白，揭露
8. I know being spit on is probably not what you need right now. 這會兒你大概不想被人噴一身的水。