11年7月17日

JULY 17: Here I am at just a week old with Mum, who always dreamed of having a little girl to dress up in fancy clothes. No wonder she looks so happy (trust me, that really IS Mum looking happy)

來到這個世界上才一個禮拜，和馬麻在一起。馬麻一直希望能有個小閨女哦，釀紫就能給她穿漂釀滴衣服咯！所以馬麻可高興了耶~（真心的，這就是馬麻高興的樣紙啦~）

11年8月17日

AUG 7: I'm a month old and finding my fashion feet. This is my dad. He's worth ￡135 million but dresses like a hobo. I can't wait to give him a makeover

我滿月啦。介位是偶粑粑，粑粑身價一億三千五百萬，可是穿得跟流浪漢似的。長大了偶要好好打造他~

11年9月4日

SEPT 4: No, no, no! My first shopping trip and Mum puts me in a pram! I don't DO prams, I am to be carried at ALL times. I scream, she gets the message - and never makes the same mistake again.

不要嘛~~人家生平第一次出門腐敗就把人家放車車?yán)镱^，人家才不要嬰兒車，人家要一直被抱著好不好！好在馬麻明白我嚷嚷些啥，這個錯誤不會再犯了。

11年9月8日

SEPT 8: At New York Fashion Week the models are all skinny, wear heels they can barely walk in and never smile. They really remind me of someone...

紐約時尚周神馬的，模特姐姐都好瘦哦，穿著高跟鞋走路都不好走，臉上都不帶笑的。啊咧，為啥有點眼熟的樣子……

11年9月15日

SEPT 15: You know, a day in front of CBeebies would not go amiss every now and then, Mum. I love shopping as much as the next fashion-conscious baby, but twice in one week? Boring!

馬麻，星二代出門總能被人抓拍的。雖然人家是很稀飯逛街啥的，不過一周兩次真心很無聊嘛~

11年9月16日

SEPT 16: Another day, another shopping trip. I look as chic as ever - while Mum appears to be wearing the curtains from my nursery...

又出門逛街。偶一如既往光鮮亮麗，可是媽咪為啥看著跟穿著保姆阿姨家的窗簾的樣子咧？

11年11月3日

NOV 3: I often go to watch Dad play at LA Galaxy. This time Mum's invited along her latest best friend Eva Longoria. Apparently she's a Desperate Housewife. More like a Stepford Wife. How am I meant to tell these two apart? Hope I don't go home with the wrong one

經(jīng)常去看爹爹在洛杉磯銀河隊踢球啦。這次馬麻請了她最新結(jié)交的好姐妹伊娃阿姨。一看就看粗來是個絕望主婦，當(dāng)然更像完美嬌妻來著。要腫么區(qū)別她們倆咧？好頭痛哦~希望別跟錯認(rèn)肥家咯。

11年11月13日

NOV 13: Jetting off in style to NYC. I’ve been working on it for weeks but finally I feel I’ve perfected my disdainful sneer. Well, I did learn from the best, after all.

打扮得漂漂釀釀去紐約。這個傲嬌表情練了好久才練成的喲。嘛，有其母必有其女有木有！

11年11月15日

NOV 15: I love my girls' days out with Mum. We eat lunch, we get our nails done, we shop… then we hide the receipts from Daddy

和馬麻出去逛街神馬的最稀飯了！吃飯飯，畫甲甲，買東東……然后把收據(jù)神馬的藏起來不讓粑粑看到哦耶！

11年11月20日

NOV 20: We're at the footie, and I can't take my eyes off something my brother Cruz is eating called a 'chip'. Whatever can it be? I've never seen Mum with one - the only chips she knows are ones that come with pin numbers.

看球球，一直盯著戈格手上拿著吃的東東，叫啥薯片的。到底是神馬東東咧？沒見過馬麻拿過哦，她拿過的只有芯片，跟帶按鈕的那個東東配套滴。

11年11月26日

NOV 26: OMG! I can't believe how badly we clash here. Stripes and checks? The shame! That's it, I want my own stylist

哎呦媽呀！這衣服配的……條紋配格子一剛……沒臉見人了！受夠了，求我御用的形象設(shè)計師！

11年12月17日

DEC 17: My first Christmas and we're going to Beckingham Palace in cold, grey England. No wonder I look a little down in the mouth. I'd better get good presents to make up for it.

冷森第一個圣誕節(jié)，肥貝家豪宅，可惜在陰冷灰暗滴英國……所以人家嘴角都上揚不起來。不給個妥妥的禮物，人家就繼續(xù)擺臭臉給你看。

12年2月7日

FEB 7: Off to New York again for Fashion Week. Can’t believe I'm seven months old and Mum hasn’t designed a baby collection named after me yet. I pout and sulk for the entire flight to teach her a lesson

又去紐約時尚周咯。人家都七個月大了，媽咪居然還木有捯飭出以人家的名字命名的寶寶裝系列。這一路飛過去我會一路跟她鬧噠。

12年2月12日

FEB 12: This is what happens when your mum allows your dad to get you dressed. Somebody is going to find themselves woken up at 2am, 3am and 5am tomorrow...

你馬麻欽賜你粑粑給你穿衣服的話，就會發(fā)生這樣的事情了。大清早2點、3點、5點吵醒他們不是我的錯……

12年2月20日

FEB 20: At Cruz's 7th birthday party Dad puts me on his shoulders - much more comfortable than Mum's bony hips.

戈格七歲生日，騎在粑粑寬厚肩膀上，比馬麻瘦了吧唧的胯部舒服多了~

12年4月23日

APRIL 23: In China, Mum must think wobbling in heels will get me in a pushchair. She's so wrong. I’m far too posh to be pushed

跟著馬麻去中國玩，馬麻以為她穿芥……末高高跟鞋多晃晃就能把人家忽悠到推車?yán)镱^去么？她想得太簡單了。人家這么優(yōu)雅漂釀，被推著走就弱爆了。

12年5月13日

MAY 13: Check the new shoes with ankle strap, check the new longer hairdo! Really I'd like extensions but Mum says I'm too young - she won't budge on the Botox either

看人家新鞋，有腳踝帶哦?？慈思倚骂^發(fā)，變長了哦。其實人家很想接駁長發(fā)啦，不過馬麻說偶還太小——肉毒桿菌注射神馬的她也不肯給我買單。

12年6月6日

JUNE 6: At Disneyland Mum and Dad buy me Minnie Mouse ears. I'd have preferred Cinderella glass slippers but I don’t want to seem ungrateful.

在迪斯尼樂園爹爹和媽媽給我買了一對兒米妮的耳朵，人家其實更喜歡灰姑娘的水晶鞋，不過話說做人要知足嘛。

12年7月5日

JULY 5: We're all off on holiday. Dad carried me at the airport - I haven’t let on to him and Mum that I learned to walk a month ago, for obvious reasons

放大假咯。爹爹在機場抱著我。我才不會讓他和馬麻知道我一個月之前其實早就會自己走了呢~~你懂的呀！