What was your weirdest Christmas gift ever?
你收過(guò)的最奇怪的圣誕禮物是什么？

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獲得706好評(píng)的答案@Akia Vongdara

When I was about 15, my parents walked into my room while I was asleep, saying, "Merry Christmas!", and placed a pack of Gatorade and pair of Joe Boxer pajama pants on the floor. We're a family that can't spend much, so I wasn't expecting any presents.
十五歲那年，我爸媽在我睡覺(jué)時(shí)走進(jìn)我房間說(shuō)：“圣誕快樂(lè)！”然后把一盒佳得樂(lè)飲料還有一條Joe Boxer的睡褲放在地板上。我們一家并不寬裕，所以我之前并沒(méi)有期待過(guò)什么禮物。

I thought that was the oddest pair of presents that I had ever received, but I was happy because I loved Gatorade, haha.
我覺(jué)得那是我收到過(guò)最奇怪的禮物組合了，不過(guò)我很開(kāi)心，因?yàn)槲页瑦?ài)佳得樂(lè)，哈哈。

I'm 22 now, and this memory still continues to make me smile.
我今年22歲了，不過(guò)這段回憶還是會(huì)讓我笑出來(lái)。

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獲得113好評(píng)的答案@Terisa Wright

Mine was a coat hanger. A simple coat hanger. My cousin gave it to me. When she left I couldn't stop laughing.
我得到的最奇怪的禮物是一個(gè)衣架。一個(gè)很普通的衣架，我表姐給我的。當(dāng)她走掉的時(shí)候我都還在笑個(gè)不停。

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獲得33好評(píng)的答案@Necia Dallas

I used to get the weirdest Christmas gifts from my Dad and stepmom. Once I got a half-full jar of rubbing alcohol and a half-full bag of cotton swabs. A year later I got used KangaRoos tennis shoes that had dirt caked in the treads and a used Kleenex wadded up into the zipper pocket. They were size 6 and my feet were 9.5.
我從我爸爸和繼母那里收到過(guò)最奇怪的禮物。我曾經(jīng)收到過(guò)一瓶半滿的外用酒精和一包半滿的棉簽；第二年我得到了用過(guò)的、鞋底臟兮兮的袋鼠牌網(wǎng)球鞋和揉成一團(tuán)塞進(jìn)口袋里的克里奈克斯紙巾，那雙鞋的鞋碼是6號(hào)，而我的腳是9.5號(hào)。

More typical were things my stepmom wrapped up after cleaning the garage, or the "free gifts" she got with her Avon orders, so stuff like a Chapstick being "hugged" by a tiny koala in a Santa hat, or a trial size of "Silicone Glove" moisturizer stuffed into a snowman's asshole.
還有更多這樣的東西，比如我繼母在清理車(chē)庫(kù)后打包的東西，或是她買(mǎi)雅芳產(chǎn)品是時(shí)的“贈(zèng)品”，比如抱著一支無(wú)色唇膏的小考拉裝在圣誕帽里，或是塞在雪人屁眼里的Silicone Glove潤(rùn)膚膏試用裝。

Once I got a box of dirt, which was confusing but by then I was inured to strange and undazzling gifts. However, apparently there were daffodil bulbs in the dirt. Well, okay then.
我還曾收到過(guò)一盒泥土，雖然我不知道這是什么鬼，不過(guò)那時(shí)我也習(xí)慣了這些稀奇古怪的禮物了。不管怎樣，泥土上有幾個(gè)水仙花球莖，還不錯(cuò)啦。

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獲得9好評(píng)的答案@Sandeep Sasidharan

An edited father's day card from my friend!
我從我朋友那里得到過(guò)一張修改過(guò)的父親節(jié)卡片！

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