【肥瑞的瘋狂日記】S02E3 Rae想知道為什么Finn沒有聯(lián)系她
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Tia Marias
Rae
Just Seventeen
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It's been two days and he still hasn't called. I'm such an idiot! It clearly wasn't a date.
I thought it might not be a date. You guys hang out all the time. Have you even kissed yet?
No.
I don't think it was a date.
What about what he wrote on your back? He must like you.
Yeah, well, the thing with that was... I'd had three Tia Marias. So maybe he actually wrote something really weird, like... I'm an emu.
Rae... Oh... Maybe you're right about what he wrote, but he meant it as a friend.
I don't want him as a friend. I want him to go down on me for so long that he has to evolve gills.
All right, calm down... and drink some of your coke.
I think I might know why he hasn't been in touch, Rae.
Why?
It's because you beat him at bowling.
What?
Men don't like being beaten at sports.
Do they not?
No, seriously. They feel like it, um, emasculates them. I read it in Just Seventeen.
What am I going to do? My relationship is over and it hasn't even begun.
No, no, calm down. You need to be in a situation with him where he can show you that he's manly. You know? Where he can show you that he is strong... and he is fierce.
都兩天了,他還是沒來電話。我真是白癡,那根本不是約會。
我覺得那不是約會,你們總一起玩。你們接吻了嗎?
沒有。
我覺得那不算約會。
他在你后背寫字了,他一定很喜歡你。
是啊,但問題是我喝了三杯咖啡甜酒?;蛟S他寫了很奇怪的東西...我是只鴯鹋。
瑞伊,或許你猜對了。也許他當(dāng)你是朋友。
我不想和他做朋友。我一直希望他能把我“吃掉”。
冷靜。喝點(diǎn)可樂吧。
瑞伊,我知道他沒有聯(lián)系你的原因了。
為什么?
因為打保齡球時,你贏了他。
什么?
男生子運(yùn)動項目上不喜歡輸給女生。
是嗎?
是的,他們會感覺受到屈辱了。我在“十七歲”(英文原版時尚雜志)里讀到的。
我該怎么辦?我的愛情還沒開始就結(jié)束了。
不,不會的,冷靜。你得和他一起遭遇某種情況。讓他表現(xiàn)給你看,他很有男子氣概。懂嗎?能讓他表現(xiàn)給你看,他很強(qiáng)壯,而且很厲害。