英語小笑話:交通事故
來源:滬江聽寫酷
2011-04-27 08:15
有個人開車行駛在上班的路上,一輛卡車闖紅燈從側(cè)面撞上了他的車,當(dāng)時他就不省人事了……
A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign ... hit his car broadside, and knocked him cold. Passerbys pulled him from the wreck and revived him. He began a terrific struggle and had to be tranquilized by the medics. Later, when he was calm, they asked him why he struggled so. He said, "I remember the impact, then nothing. I woke up on a concrete slab in front of a huge, flashing 'Shell' sign. And somebody was standing in front of the 'S.'
有個人開車行駛在上班的路上,一輛卡車闖紅燈從側(cè)面撞上了他的車,當(dāng)時他就不省人事了。路旁的行人把他從車?yán)锢鰜聿拘阉?。剛一醒過來,他就拼命的掙扎著,最后不得不用了藥物才讓他鎮(zhèn)靜下來。過了一會兒,他平靜了,別人問他為什么要這么恐怖的掙扎,他說:“被撞之后我就什么都不知道了,當(dāng)我醒過來,我發(fā)現(xiàn)我躺在了路邊,前面是一個巨大的廣告牌上面閃爍著‘殼牌’,但是有個人擋住了那個“S”?!?/div>
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